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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,311thMost Developed: 15,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,453rd
The Plantation of
Father Knows Best State
Hahahahaha!!! You have cooties!!!
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Dangine card farm

Population912 million

CapitalPete Dangines Plantation
Leader😂😂😂

CurrencyDango
AnimalJoe Mama

The Plantation of Dangine card farm is a huge, genial nation, ruled by 😂😂😂 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 912 million Danginean Card Farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth 104 trillion Dangoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,747 Dangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", 😂😂😂's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, foreign leaders who don't applaud 😂😂😂's speeches are regarded as enemies of Dangine card farm, and this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm's national animal is the Joe Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dangine card farm is ranked 157,687th in the world and 19th in Lezzie for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.1 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,311thMost Developed: 15,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,453rdNicest Citizens: 16,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,938thHealthiest Citizens: 18,343rd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dangine card farm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, foreign leaders who don't applaud 😂😂😂's speeches are regarded as enemies of Dangine card farm.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, 😂😂😂's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Dangine card farm was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, 😂😂😂's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.

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