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Most Valuable International Artwork: 418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 891stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,803rd
The Holy Golden of
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Population3.067 billion

CapitalKota Bintang
LeaderPete Dangine


The Holy Golden of Dangine is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pete Dangine with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.067 billion Dangineans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Bintang. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth 529 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,694 Dangoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (Dangine has found 6 easter eggs), and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dangine is ranked 178,835th in the world and 8,976th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 891stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,803rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 3,138thRudest Citizens: 3,183rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,482ndMost Inclusive: 3,698thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,882ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,029thMost Efficient Economies: 4,465thMost Influential: 5,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,395thSafest: 5,670thMost Developed: 5,730thHealthiest Citizens: 6,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,320thLowest Crime Rates: 6,496thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,575thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,701stSmartest Citizens: 6,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,819thLargest Governments: 7,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,096thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,097thMost Armed: 8,604thLargest Retail Industry: 8,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,953rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,523rdMost Cultured: 11,996thMost Secular: 12,830thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,319thNudest: 17,819th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 166th in the regionRudest Citizens: 183rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 235th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 258th in the regionSafest: 300th in the regionMost Armed: 312th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 314th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 342nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 387th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 395th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 413th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 449th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionNudest: 486th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 556th in the regionMost Cultured: 575th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 586th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 645th in the regionMost Secular: 673rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 835th in the region

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