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Most Cultured: 150th Most Pacifist: 158th Largest Welfare Programs: 189th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Similia Similibus Solvuntur
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Danesopia

Population10.057 billion

CapitalDanorum
LeaderHBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI
FaithThe Stephen Fry Cult

CurrencyPound
AnimalPuffin

The Constitutional Monarchy of Danesopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.057 billion Danesopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Danesopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,016 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase HBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI's majority, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danesopia's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Stephen Fry Cult.

Danesopia is ranked 169,267th in the world and 7,203rd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -48.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 150thMost Pacifist: 158thLargest Welfare Programs: 189thNicest Citizens: 192ndHealthiest Citizens: 194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 198thMost Developed: 205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 236thLongest Average Lifespans: 282ndMost Inclusive: 318thMost Beautiful Environments: 352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 377thLeast Corrupt Governments: 407thLargest Governments: 439thBest Weather: 443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 443rdSafest: 478thMost Efficient Economies: 572ndSmartest Citizens: 609thLowest Crime Rates: 710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 784thHighest Poor Incomes: 856thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,417thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,598thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,797thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,481stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,892ndHighest Economic Output: 2,977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,173rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,955thLargest Populations: 15,776th
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 351st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 386th in the regionMost Influential: 720th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase HBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI's majority.
  • : Danesopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Danesopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.

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