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Most Cultured: 123rd Most Pacifist: 136th Most Developed: 137th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Similia Similibus Solvuntur
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Danesopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.719 billion Danesopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Danesopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,629 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 270,589 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danesopia's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Stephen Fry Cult.

Danesopia is ranked 78,813th in the world and 3,356th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,767.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 123rdMost Pacifist: 136thMost Developed: 137thNicest Citizens: 151stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 169thHealthiest Citizens: 176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 178thLargest Welfare Programs: 178thMost Inclusive: 186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 216thLongest Average Lifespans: 222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 296thBest Weather: 362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 413thLargest Governments: 424thMost Advanced Public Transport: 429thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 430thSafest: 503rdSmartest Citizens: 550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 703rdLowest Crime Rates: 727thHighest Poor Incomes: 928thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,329thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,576thHighest Average Incomes: 1,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,679thTop
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Most Influential: 2,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,401stHighest Economic Output: 2,848thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,985thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,603rdTop
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Most Devout: 10,981stMost Efficient Economies: 11,474thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,049thLargest Populations: 13,646thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,582nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th in the regionMost Devout: 337th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 395th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danesopia endorsed The Democratic States of Oceanic Peoples.
  • : Danesopia was endorsed by The Democratic States of Oceanic Peoples.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.

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