The Federal Republic of Danerian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Armand with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.887 billion Danerianians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sverloch. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danerianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 147,590 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Danerian's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Light.

Danerian is ranked 9,269^th in the world and 532^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.44 law-abiding acts per hour.