The Former Soldier and Magister of Danelaw Scandinavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Daneson with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 5.215 billion Danelaw Scandinavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondheim. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danelaw Scandinavian economy, worth 665 trillion Grand Seas Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,690 Grand Seas Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danelaw Scandinavia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanium-Tempel Christianity.

Danelaw Scandinavia is ranked 14,159^th in the world and 383^rd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 75.55 Quips Per Hour.