The Federation of Danderlion is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.488 billion Flanderlionian Subjects are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Danderlionian economy, worth 372 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,801 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danderlion is ranked 88,449^th in the world and 4,675^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.39 law-abiding acts per hour.