The Actual Ferret of Dancin is What To Do is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.289 billion Dancin is What To Doans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Dancin is What To Doan economy, worth 128 trillion weasel war dances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 24,226 weasel war dances, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dancin is What To Do's national animal is the ferret.

Dancin is What To Do is ranked 50,948^th in the world and 236^th in Refugia for Most Pacifist, with 103.61 cheeks turned per day.