The United Kingdoms of Danceria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Araden Ar-Astorhim Elunos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.555 billion Dancerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasilia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dancerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion Librums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,140 Librums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the Great Dancerian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and Dancerians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danceria's national animal is the Tusked Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dancerian Valarism.

Danceria is ranked 7,659^th in the world and 5^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 105.02 quips per hour.