The United Kingdoms of Danceria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Aceus Elurín with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.16 billion Dancerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasilia. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dancerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Librums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 170,652 Librums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the Great Dancerian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and Dancerians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danceria's national animal is the Tusked Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dancerian Valarism.

Danceria is ranked 161,193^rd in the world and 235^th in Wintreath for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.76 Crimes Per Hour.