by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,374th
The United Kingdoms of
New York Times Democracy
Ever Onward, Ever Upward
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population14.555 billion

LeaderKing Araden Ar-Astorhim Elunos
FaithDancerian Valarism

AnimalTusked Wolf

The United Kingdoms of Danceria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Araden Ar-Astorhim Elunos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.555 billion Dancerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasilia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dancerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion Librums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,140 Librums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the Great Dancerian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and Dancerians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danceria's national animal is the Tusked Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dancerian Valarism.

Danceria is ranked 7,659th in the world and 5th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 105.02 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,754thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,024thMost Cultured: 5,316thLargest Governments: 5,386thSafest: 5,662ndMost Developed: 5,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,793rdMost Devout: 7,312thSmartest Citizens: 7,659thHighest Economic Output: 7,918thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,716thHighest Food Quality: 9,832ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,836thMost Efficient Economies: 10,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,473rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,016thMost Armed: 13,473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,099thBest Weather: 15,596thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,797thMost Patriotic: 18,922ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,668thLargest Populations: 20,709thHealthiest Citizens: 22,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,151stMost Inclusive: 25,031st
Nudest: 1st in the region

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