by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,385th
The United Kingdoms of
New York Times Democracy
Ever Onward, Ever Upward
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population14.561 billion

LeaderKing Araden Ar-Astorhim Elunos
FaithDancerian Valarism

AnimalTusked Wolf

The United Kingdoms of Danceria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Araden Ar-Astorhim Elunos with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.561 billion Dancerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasilia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dancerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion Librums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,140 Librums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the Great Dancerian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and Dancerians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danceria's national animal is the Tusked Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dancerian Valarism.

Danceria is ranked 117,664th in the world and 15th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Stationary, with 131.2149160224 days.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,385thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,024thMost Cultured: 5,318thLargest Governments: 5,394thSafest: 5,667thMost Developed: 5,935thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,790thMost Devout: 7,314thSmartest Citizens: 7,661stHighest Economic Output: 7,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,721stLowest Crime Rates: 9,830thHighest Food Quality: 9,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,986thMost Efficient Economies: 10,989thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,470thHighest Average Incomes: 13,032ndTop
Most Armed: 13,502ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,102ndBest Weather: 15,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,836thMost Patriotic: 18,975thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,693rdLargest Populations: 20,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,181stMost Inclusive: 25,035th
Nudest: 1st in the region

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