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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382ndMost Influential: 1,754thLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,711th
The Borderlands of
Left-wing Utopia
Success only comes before work in the dictionary
a Large Walrus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Damn Frigid Wastelands

Population2.223 billion

Leadera Large Walrus
FaithIs overrated


The Borderlands of Damn Frigid Wastelands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a Large Walrus with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.223 billion Damn Frigid Wastelandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icebérgerstrom. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Damn Frigid Wastelandsian economy, worth 147 trillion Acorns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,344 Acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and conspiracy theorists allege Icebérgerstrom's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damn Frigid Wastelands's national animal is the Scrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Is overrated.

Damn Frigid Wastelands is ranked 117,981st in the world and 4,501st in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 66.89 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382ndMost Influential: 1,754thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 19,711thMost Secular: 20,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,542ndMost Inclusive: 22,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,023rdSafest: 26,996thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,484th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 160th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 671st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686th in the regionMost Inclusive: 811th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 899th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 910th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 923rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 934th in the regionBest Weather: 968th in the regionMost Politically Free: 997th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,007th in the regionSafest: 1,016th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,028th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,065th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,074th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,107th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,132nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,133rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,177th in the region

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