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Most Conservative: 8,708thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,156thMost Authoritarian: 14,732nd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Propaganda is true
King Owen Finley
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Damarain

Population2.806 billion

CapitalLyon
LeaderKing Owen Finley
FaithChristianity

CurrencyUranium
AnimalFire rabbit

The Kingdom of Damarain is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Owen Finley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.806 billion Damarainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The strong Damarainian economy, worth 137 trillion Uraniums a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,076 Uraniums, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damarain's national animal is the Fire rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Damarain is ranked 199,855th in the world and 316th in Oneid for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.

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Most Conservative: 8,708thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,156thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,732ndLargest Mining Sector: 17,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,048th
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Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Damarain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Damarain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Damarain, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.

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