The Constitutional Monarchy of Dalmannia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 566 million Dalmannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarstadt. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dalmannian economy, worth 62.2 trillion Dalsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,933 Dalsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, Formula One cars in Dalmannia boast 56 miles per gallon, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalmannia's national animal is the Dalmannian Shepmatian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dalmannia is ranked 189,009^th in the world and 895^th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.66 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.