The Constitutional Monarchy of Dalmannia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by König Manfred III with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.086 billion Dalmannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarstadt. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalmannian economy, worth 214 trillion Dalsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,987 Dalsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalmannia's national animal is the Dalmannian Shepmatian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Exspirivatism.

Dalmannia is ranked 95,062^nd in the world and 747^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 17.42 Atheism Rate.