by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,576thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,794thLargest Black Market: 3,289th
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Dallas Buyers Club

Population14.779 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderCleve Jones
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyWill to Live
Animaldideoxycytidine DDC

The HIV Positive of Dallas Buyers Club is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cleve Jones with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate population of 14.779 billion Dallas Buyers Clubians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dallas Buyers Clubian economy, worth a remarkable 2,219 trillion Will to Lives a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,194 Will to Lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, Dallas Buyers Clubians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dallas Buyers Club's national animal is the dideoxycytidine DDC, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Dallas Buyers Club is ranked 48,479th in the world and 199th in NationStates for Nudest, with 183.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,576thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,794thLargest Black Market: 3,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,924thMost Stationary: 4,195thMost Secular: 4,586thMost Inclusive: 4,961stMost Armed: 5,269thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,789thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,794thNicest Citizens: 6,274thHighest Economic Output: 6,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,461stMost Developed: 10,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,632ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,074thSmartest Citizens: 12,611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,704thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,960thHighest Average Incomes: 13,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,685thMost Cultured: 13,700thBest Weather: 14,403rdLargest Populations: 14,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,988thMost Efficient Economies: 19,390thMost Influential: 19,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,624thHealthiest Citizens: 21,840th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, Dallas Buyers Clubians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, t-shirts displaying a photo of Cleve Jones performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Dallas Buyers Club, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".

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