The Republic of Dal Vinmes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.134 billion Dal Vinmesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal Vinmes city. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dal Vinmesian economy, worth 304 trillion Dal Vins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,676 Dal Vins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lion Dung" has been declared a national treasure, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dal Vinmes's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dal Vinmes is ranked 91,044th in the world and 50th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,204.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Dal Vinmes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
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Dal Vinmes, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
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Dal Vinmes, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
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Dal Vinmes, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lion Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
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Dal Vinmes, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
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Dal Vinmes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Dal Vinmes, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
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Dal Vinmes, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
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Dal Vinmes, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
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Dal Vinmes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.