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Most Cultured: 6,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,373rdMost Secular: 6,974th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Polygyny & Polyamory
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dal Vinmes

Population2.134 billion

CapitalDal Vinmes city

CurrencyDal Vin
AnimalLion

The Republic of Dal Vinmes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.134 billion Dal Vinmesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal Vinmes city. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dal Vinmesian economy, worth 304 trillion Dal Vins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,676 Dal Vins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lion Dung" has been declared a national treasure, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dal Vinmes's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dal Vinmes is ranked 91,044th in the world and 50th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,204.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Cultured: 6,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,373rdMost Secular: 6,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,372ndMost Developed: 8,707thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,575thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,933rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,572ndHighest Food Quality: 11,682ndMost Armed: 12,000thLowest Crime Rates: 12,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,722ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,207thSmartest Citizens: 14,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,909thLargest Governments: 15,549thMost Authoritarian: 16,148thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,004thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,261stHealthiest Citizens: 19,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,416thBest Weather: 21,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,935thHighest Average Incomes: 28,481stMost Corrupt Governments: 29,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31,804th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dal Vinmes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lion Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Dal Vinmes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Dal Vinmes, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Dal Vinmes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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