The Democratic Republic of Daijaqnida is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 275 million Daijaqnidans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The thriving Daijaqnidan economy, worth 22.8 trillion Diq dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,849 Diq dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Daijaqnidan, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daijaqnida's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Daijaqnida is ranked 220,668^th in the world and 9,045^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.31 Obesity Rate.