The Human Beings of Dahom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by A human being with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.068 billion Human beings enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Human beings city. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Human being economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,789 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, people are often woken up by rubbish music, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and the rich and poor vomit into separate bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahom's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yes.

Dahom is ranked 205,735^th in the world and 6,546^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -9.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.