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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th
The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Capitalist Paradise
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Daedra1a

Population32.524 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.524 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 30,431 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 935,652 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,728,228 per year while the poor average 8,868, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Daedra1an mussels the biggest in Daedra1a Zombie Fort, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to HIM Opulentus I, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 2,291st in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,510.43 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Efficient Economies: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thRudest Citizens: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 46thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thMost Secular: 62ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239thSmartest Citizens: 270thMost Armed: 400thLargest Publishing Industry: 455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,445thLargest Populations: 1,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,291stLargest Governments: 2,303rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,430thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,640thLargest Black Market: 5,528thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 16,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,336th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to HIM Opulentus I.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Daedra1an mussels the biggest in Daedra1a Zombie Fort.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, saying "don't do anything that HIM Opulentus I wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, millions of Expected Returns have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Risk-free Asset Disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, HIM Opulentus I's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.

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