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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th
The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Capitalist Paradise
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Daedra1a

Population31.703 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.703 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 29,415 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 927,854 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,655,473 per year while the poor average 8,795, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Large areas of Daedra1a are not accessible by the public, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, Daedra1a's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 52,615th in the world and 2nd in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Stationary, with 251.72086667632 Days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thFattest Citizens: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thRudest Citizens: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thMost Avoided: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 44thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 59thMost Secular: 60thMost Scientifically Advanced: 143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 242ndSmartest Citizens: 280thMost Armed: 420thLargest Publishing Industry: 456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,505thLargest Populations: 1,639thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,249thLargest Governments: 2,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,595thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,714thLargest Black Market: 4,930thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12,523rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,302nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, Daedra1a's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, large areas of Daedra1a are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, contestants on Daedra1a's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.

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