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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th
The Modern Portfolio Theory of
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DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
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Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Daedra1a

Population33.723 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.723 billion Daedra1ans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 31,884 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 945,475 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,819,878 per year while the poor average 8,961, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 379th in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Armed, with 33.87 Weapons Per Person.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thMost Efficient Economies: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thRudest Citizens: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 18thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdMost Avoided: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 45thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thMost Secular: 54thMost Scientifically Advanced: 136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149thSmartest Citizens: 236thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 269thMost Armed: 379thLargest Publishing Industry: 455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,392ndLargest Populations: 1,601stLargest Governments: 2,005thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,270thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,374thLargest Black Market: 6,191stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,081stMost Pro-Market: 16,367th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, recognizing the Daedra1an flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, HIM Opulentus I's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.

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