The Holy Federal Monarchy of DACOROMANIA is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Zarus Stefanus with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.487 billion DACOROMANIANS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DACOROMANIAN economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Leums a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,692 Leums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DACOROMANIA's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

DACOROMANIA is ranked 7,275^th in the world and 2^nd in Roman Byzantine Union for Most Influential, scoring 7,751 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.