The Holy Federal Monarchy of DACOROMANIA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Zarus Stefanus with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 10.409 billion DACOROMANIANS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamia. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DACOROMANIAN economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Leums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,770 Leums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DACOROMANIA's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

DACOROMANIA is ranked 130,220^th in the world and 33^rd in Roman Byzantine Union for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.86 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.