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Fattest Citizens: 6,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,524th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh Danu, give us life.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Dachya

Population11.86 billion

CapitalBukalviv
LeaderKing Moesa
Faithpolytheism

CurrencyMoesia
Animalsturgeon

The Kingdom of Dachya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Moesa with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.86 billion Dachyans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukalviv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The very strong Dachyan economy, worth 703 trillion Moesias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,297 Moesias, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,966 per year while the poor average 5,332, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending King Moesa", politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, hell is not always other people, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dachya's national animal is the sturgeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is polytheism.

Dachya is ranked 6,738th in the world and 8th in New Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 19.21 Obesity Rate.

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Fattest Citizens: 6,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,524thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,679thMost Pro-Market: 20,358thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,613th
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Fattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dachya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Dachya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Dachya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Dachya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Dachya's influence in New Europe rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Dachya's influence in New Europe rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Dachya relocated from Lazarus to New Europe.
  • : Dachya was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Dachya ceased to exist in New Europe.
  • : Dachya's influence in New Europe fell from "Squire" to "Page".

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