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Most Pacifist: 5,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,953rdSafest: 6,118th
The Federation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Live Long and Prosper
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dachshund Lovers

Population598 million

Currencygold-pressed latinum
Animaldachshund

The Federation of Dachshund Lovers is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 598 million Dachshund Loversians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dachshund Loversian economy, worth 28.5 trillion gold-pressed latinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 47,721 gold-pressed latinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dachshund Lovers's national animal is the dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dachshund Lovers is ranked 21,302nd in the world and 101st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,180.33 tourists per hour.

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Most Pacifist: 5,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,953rdSafest: 6,118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,690thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,552ndMost Influential: 9,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,575thNicest Citizens: 11,438thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,693rdMost Inclusive: 14,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,717thMost Cultured: 15,965thHighest Food Quality: 17,431stMost Secular: 18,717thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,011thHealthiest Citizens: 19,758thSmartest Citizens: 20,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,302ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,996th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dachshund Lovers's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Dachshund Lovers's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Dachshund Lovers was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Dachshund Lovers's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Dachshund Lovers, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Dachshund Lovers, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Dachshund Lovers, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Dachshund Lovers was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Dachshund Lovers, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dachshund Lovers, Max Barry is this year's Miss Dachshund Lovers.

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