The Utopian Asdiån Empire of Dabberwocky is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Krister Ulf Sjöberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.331 billion Asdiåns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Märstrand. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Asdiån economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Asdiån Skäders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 264,944 Asdiån Skäders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is totally unknown. Dabberwocky's national animal is the Asdiån Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Asdiå.

Dabberwocky is ranked 2,864^th in the world and 5^th in The United Federations for Highest Average Incomes, with 264,944.52 Standard Monetary Units.