The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Maýsa Muhadow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.173 billion Dabarastanis are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnovodsk. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dabarastani economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion manats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 355,745 manats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dabarastan's national animal is the Eurasian reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dabarastan is ranked 10,799^th in the world and 542^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,686.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.