The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Maýsa Muhadow with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.422 billion Dabarastanis are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnovodsk. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabarastani economy, worth 823 trillion manats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,053 manats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bambi has been banned, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the government is a law unto itself, and the Dabarastani military is limping towards victory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dabarastan's national animal is the Eurasian reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dabarastan is ranked 2,131^st in the world and 109^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.08 Atheism Rate.