The United Monarchy of Daarwyrth is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Demi Maria I with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.242 billion Daarwyrthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daarport. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daarwyrthian economy, worth 361 trillion royales a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,059 royales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, economists claim no news is good news, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daarwyrth's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mareism.

Daarwyrth is ranked 44,841^st in the world and 572^nd in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 558 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.