The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.535 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth 510 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,496 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Umbrellas are back in fashion, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, King Willem-Alexander can cry on demand, and vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase. Crime is totally unknown. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Da Netherlands is ranked 32,894^th in the world and 82^nd in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.42 law-abiding acts per hour.