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Da Netherlands

Population3.535 billion

LeaderKing Willem-Alexander


The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.535 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth 510 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,496 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Umbrellas are back in fashion, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, King Willem-Alexander can cry on demand, and vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase. Crime is totally unknown. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Da Netherlands is ranked 32,894th in the world and 82nd in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Influential: 3,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,203rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,718thMost Patriotic: 9,879thMost Inclusive: 9,936thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,454thHighest Food Quality: 10,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,024thMost Cultured: 13,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,149thMost Developed: 14,259thTop
Nicest Citizens: 15,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,738thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,110thSmartest Citizens: 16,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,894thHighest Average Incomes: 18,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,122ndLargest Governments: 24,538thMost Devout: 25,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,854thMost Efficient Economies: 25,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,631stLargest Black Market: 28,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 28,174thBest Weather: 28,945th
Most Average: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the region

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