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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,785thMost Influential: 6,568th
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Da Netherlands

Population999 million

CapitalAmsterdam
LeaderKing Willem-Alexander

Currencybitcoin
Animalunicorn

The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 999 million Dutch are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth 129 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,731 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, guns don't kill people — heroes do, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Da Netherlands is ranked 201,666th in the world and 272nd in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 8.69 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,785thMost Influential: 6,568thRudest Citizens: 6,745thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,317thLargest Retail Industry: 10,026thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,208thMost Inclusive: 12,089thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,505thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,352ndHighest Food Quality: 13,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,789thMost Developed: 18,799thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,325thHighest Average Incomes: 20,769thSmartest Citizens: 21,029thMost Devout: 21,573rdMost Cultured: 22,095thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,087th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, guns don't kill people — heroes do.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Da Netherlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sacara".
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, school history books often refer to King Willem-Alexander as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Netherlands, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Da Netherlands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Flutura.

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