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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,841st Most Secular: 2,855th Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,131st
The Imperial Rainbow Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
There's nothing like our ethnically diverse klansmen
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Da Klan

Population2.209 billion

FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKool Kid's Kurrency
AnimalSpotted Klansman

The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.209 billion Inclusive Klansmens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth 342 trillion Kool Kid's Kurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 155,141 Kool Kid's Kurrencies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 27,316th in the world and 4th in Cobalt Network for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,990.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,841stMost Secular: 2,855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,233rdRudest Citizens: 5,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,916thLargest Retail Industry: 8,480thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,416thLargest Black Market: 10,681stHighest Average Incomes: 11,161stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,227thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,505thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,586thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,318th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls.
  • : Da Klan lodged a message on the Cobalt Network Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.

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