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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,358thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,520thMost Secular: 3,882nd
The Imperial Rainbow Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There's nothing like our ethnically diverse klansmen
Influence
Contender
Director of Information
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Da Klan

Population9.074 billion

FaithState Atheism

CurrencyCobaltian Dollar
AnimalCamel

The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.074 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion Cobaltian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,967 Cobaltian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 36,660th in the world and 5th in Cobalt Network for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,410.14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,358thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,520thMost Secular: 3,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,132ndLargest Black Market: 6,454thFattest Citizens: 7,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,891stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,439thLargest Retail Industry: 8,521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,992ndMost Armed: 9,585thHighest Average Incomes: 12,211thHighest Economic Output: 12,273rdTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,948thMost Stationary: 14,827thMost Efficient Economies: 15,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,429thMost Avoided: 17,613thMost Influential: 18,363rdMost Developed: 19,954th
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5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Da Klan's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Da Klan lodged a message on the Cobalt Network Regional Message Board.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Da Klan lodged a message on the Cobalt Network Regional Message Board.

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