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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,810th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,923rd Most Secular: 2,933rd
The Imperial Rainbow Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There's nothing like our ethnically diverse klansmen
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Da Klan

Population3.297 billion

FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKool Kid's Kurrency
AnimalSpotted Klansman

The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.297 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth 514 trillion Kool Kid's Kurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,106 Kool Kid's Kurrencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 130,579th in the world and 36th in Cobalt Network for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 26.15 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,810thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,923rdMost Secular: 2,933rdLargest Black Market: 4,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,181stMost Armed: 5,221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,386thFattest Citizens: 6,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,098thLargest Retail Industry: 6,412thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,106thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,977thHighest Average Incomes: 11,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,855thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,880thMost Avoided: 12,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,597th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

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