The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.597 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion Cobaltian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,967 Cobaltian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 192,029^th in the world and 13^th in Cobalt Network for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.