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Most Secular: 3,299th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,534th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,379th
The Imperial Rainbow Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There's nothing like our ethnically diverse klansmen
Influence
Vassal
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Da Klan

Population2.747 billion

FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKool Kid's Kurrency
AnimalSpotted Klansman

The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.747 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth 429 trillion Kool Kid's Kurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 156,464 Kool Kid's Kurrencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, gun ownership is compulsory, and Da Klanian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 32,763rd in the world and 36th in Cobalt Network for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,913.29 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 3,299thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,574thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,424thMost Armed: 5,751stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,514thLargest Black Market: 7,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,440thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,197thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,928thHighest Average Incomes: 11,320thRudest Citizens: 11,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,558thFattest Citizens: 12,163rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,664thMost Efficient Economies: 15,945thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,567thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,705th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, Da Klanian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, Highest Poor Incomes, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Da Klan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Da Klan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Klan, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.

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