The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.747 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth 429 trillion Kool Kid's Kurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 156,464 Kool Kid's Kurrencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, gun ownership is compulsory, and Da Klanian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 32,763^rd in the world and 36^th in Cobalt Network for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,913.29 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.