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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,819th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,871st Most Secular: 3,025th
The Imperial Rainbow Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There's nothing like our ethnically diverse klansmen
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Da Klan

Population3.82 billion

FaithState Atheism

CurrencyCobaltian Dollar
AnimalSpotted Klansman

The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.82 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth 596 trillion Cobaltian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,106 Cobaltian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 2,819th in the world and 1st in Cobalt Network for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 10,047.71 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,871stMost Secular: 3,025thLargest Black Market: 4,799thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,321stMost Armed: 5,487thFattest Citizens: 6,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,237thLargest Retail Industry: 6,672ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,660thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,988thHighest Average Incomes: 11,400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,499thMost Efficient Economies: 11,996thMost Avoided: 13,345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,625th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

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