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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,773rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,808th Most Secular: 3,247th
The Imperial Rainbow Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There's nothing like our ethnically diverse klansmen
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Da Klan

Population4.766 billion

FaithState Atheism

CurrencyCobaltian Dollar
AnimalSpotted Klansman

The Imperial Rainbow Republic of Da Klan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.766 billion Inclusive Klansmens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Klanian economy, worth 744 trillion Cobaltian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,106 Cobaltian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Klan's national animal is the Spotted Klansman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Da Klan is ranked 23,982nd in the world and 8th in Cobalt Network for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,523.86 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,773rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,808thMost Secular: 3,247thLargest Black Market: 4,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,541stMost Armed: 5,851stFattest Citizens: 6,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,754thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,525thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,455thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,528thHighest Average Incomes: 11,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,807thMost Avoided: 13,849thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,729th
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

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