The Republic of Da 3 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.814 billion Da 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Da 3ian economy, worth 258 trillion Korean won a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,755 Korean won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da 3's national animal is the You, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Da 3 is ranked 53,124^th in the world and 585^th in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 21.86 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.