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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,550thMost Secular: 5,617thLargest Retail Industry: 7,365th
The Ultra Clean Scalp of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Have you seen my festive purple pencil box?
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

D091

Population3.672 billion

CapitalSatisfaction
LeaderJagger
FaithSympathy for the Devil

CurrencyBank
AnimalCheetah

The Ultra Clean Scalp of D091 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jagger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.672 billion Stones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satisfaction. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolling economy, worth 423 trillion Banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,320 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, Jagger will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D091's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sympathy for the Devil.

D091 is ranked 26,370th in the world and 11th in Windows for Most Authoritarian, with 1,888.99 milliStalins.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,550thMost Secular: 5,617thLargest Retail Industry: 7,365thLargest Black Market: 9,542ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,872ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,308thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,410thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,228thLargest Mining Sector: 20,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,651st
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in D091, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.

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