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Fattest Citizens: 4,688thMost Avoided: 5,336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,315th
The Pies are too hot of
Father Knows Best State
I have a festive red Santa hat
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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D038

Population3.693 billion

CapitalSplit
LeaderFleegle
FaithFaLaLahs

CurrencyBank
AnimalCheetah

The Pies are too hot of D038 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fleegle with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.693 billion Bananas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Split. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yellow economy, worth 423 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 114,800 Banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,676 per year while the poor average 21,703, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", chess defeat has made Fleegle the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D038's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FaLaLahs.

D038 is ranked 12,933rd in the world and 23rd in Windows for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,407.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 4,688thMost Avoided: 5,336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,446thLargest Black Market: 9,388thMost Secular: 9,429thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 11,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,502ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,864thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,933rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,191stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,995thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,714thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,968thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,012thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,393rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : D038 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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