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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,229thFattest Citizens: 7,276th
The Hard Working Cartoons of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Shine like the festive pale white harvest moon
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

D008

Population11.438 billion

CapitalRhythm and Blues
LeaderChuck Berry
FaithRock and Roll Baby

CurrencyBank
AnimalCheetah

The Hard Working Cartoons of D008 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chuck Berry with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.438 billion Rockers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhythm and Blues. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rocking economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion Banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,100 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rhythm And Blues River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D008's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rock and Roll Baby.

D008 is ranked 110,971st in the world and 73rd in Windows for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.58 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,229thFattest Citizens: 7,276thLargest Retail Industry: 9,238thMost Secular: 9,660thMost Armed: 12,730thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,185thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 22,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,614thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,634th
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D008 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in D008, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in D008, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.

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