The Kingdom of Czeckiland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 699 million Czecki's are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chequi-kakurie. The average income tax rate is 25.3%.

The Czeckish economy, worth 40.3 trillion Czeckilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,701 Czeckilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, discarded pennies litter the streets, it's best not to ask what goes into Chequi-kakurie Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czeckiland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czeckiland is ranked 158,191^st in the world and 229^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 100,331 Standard Monetary Units.