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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817th Most Influential: 1,228th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,322nd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Population2 billion


The Republic of Czechovia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2 billion Czechovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechovian economy, worth 272 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 136,005 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, large sections of Czechovia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Wolverine sacrifices, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechovia's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechovia is ranked 149,103rd in the world and 9,020th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 8.03 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thMost Influential: 1,228thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,322ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,387thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,421stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,520thLargest Black Market: 12,132ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,961stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,314thMost Developed: 14,682ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,170thHighest Average Incomes: 15,992nd
Largest Retail Industry: 293rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 307th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Influential: 453rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 512th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 574th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 598th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 679th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 743rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 760th in the regionMost Developed: 823rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 898th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 908th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 961st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 137 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Agrauron, Corfad, Sunto, Kwaj, Wodan, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Diodone, Siwale, Buckerino, American MapleStory, Wineclaw, Mzeusia, Ainsworth, Holy Oranz, Gladio II, Puczovska, Friently, General COE, Kelvaros Prime, Pallaith, SillyString, McMasterdonia, Selfgradatude, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Victoriaans Nederlands, Ozstan, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Guslantis, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Ceretis, Atain, Phoronu, Albacria, Unimaginable Doom, and 87 others.Shibutani, Yukti, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Koda-Land, Harstonia, Kylesburgh, Amerian States, New Seaview Cove, Highton Islands, Tredano, New Trisone, Lower Nubia, The Windmilluminati, Snoodum, The Gamer Party, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Pizza Squared, Eravonia, Veskaleine, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Walist, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Pauxia, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, United Draconia, SORT, Misuvelia, Dovena, Sahriastan, The Mace Kingdom, Hyperbanus, CedieRKing, Quranite, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, Maott, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, Vsyerossiya, Former English Colony, East Darlown Zamatraporia, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, Abject Ludicrosity, Elvero, Arstungry, Daukas, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Solcialist States, Democritus, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Amestris-Britannia, Malphe, Papika, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Amauri, Tawya, Curtis Cosla, Babacar, Helium Kittens United, The Iron Lions, Xorroth, The Pantheons, Freienland, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Lionia, Qiland, Islavity Pod, Copria, Kranostav, Gawdzendia, Funkadelia, Tyroshh, New Pruessen, and The Serdey Islands.

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