by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 640th Most Influential: 1,039th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,018th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.547 billion


The Republic of Czechovia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.547 billion Czechovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechovian economy, worth 344 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,102 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, where there's smoke there's the Czechovian Forestry Department, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechovia's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechovia is ranked 141,056th in the world and 7,093rd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.48 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 640thMost Influential: 1,039thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,018thLargest Retail Industry: 5,064thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,395thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,577thLargest Black Market: 11,920thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,389thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,288thMost Developed: 14,206thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,754thHighest Average Incomes: 16,025thHighest Drug Use: 16,049thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,143rd
Largest Retail Industry: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 316th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 409th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 425th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 470th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 484th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 496th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 546th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 680th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 717th in the regionMost Average: 747th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 752nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 768th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 781st in the regionMost Developed: 822nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 194 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Agrauron, Corfad, Sunto, Kwaj, Wodan, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Diodone, Siwale, Buckerino, American MapleStory, Wineclaw, Mzeusia, Ainsworth, Holy Oranz, Gladio II, Puczovska, General COE, Kelvaros Prime, Pallaith, SillyString, McMasterdonia, Selfgradatude, Malvad, Victoriaans Nederlands, Ozstan, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Guslantis, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Ceretis, Atain, Phoronu, Albacria, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Yukti, and 144 others.Californian Redwood, THX1138, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Amerian States, Highton Islands, Tredano, New Trisone, Lower Nubia, Snoodum, The Gamer Party, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, United Draconia, SORT, Misuvelia, Dovena, The Mace Kingdom, Hyperbanus, CedieRKing, Quranite, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, Maott, Aenglaland, Former English Colony, East Darlown Zamatraporia, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, Abject Ludicrosity, Elvero, Arstungry, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Democritus, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Amestris-Britannia, Papika, Amauri, Babacar, Helium Kittens United, The Iron Lions, The Pantheons, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Lionia, Copria, Kranostav, Gawdzendia, Tyroshh, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Mercandia, Zastunia Free State, Spartoptia, Newrun, United Kahndaq, Wisconsota, Niradans, Katschekistan, Timarah, Votak Matim, Magic Genovia, Oshonia, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, The Windmilluminati, Aurumos, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Maovale, Gorlan Ruins, Ka Ching, Daedric Stellar Empire, Machendel, Stat Artha, Warsaw-Halicz, The Notorious Mad Jack, Atomic Industry Islands, Federation Terra Australis, Democratu, Xagill, Kobagia, Wunderstrafanstalt, Great Gaia, Guer Aike, JoeyTyrant, Napnomadia, Severisen, Avemterra, Ninjak30, Sheldanada, Bearical, Australiland, Outer Egorniand, United North American, The Islands of Tonga, Lunallian, Zumlandia, Hong Kong Empire, The Realm of Dorne, Black Templares, The Black Cathedral, Plumas, Overwhelming Regret, Ara Antrizuls, Steraz, Torakuen, The South Falls, Ethereal Expanse, New Eleria, Dercia, Kalimora Aire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Unsophisticate, Grobbillandia, Analomink, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Joodey, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Crown Isles, Bridgett, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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