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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,118thMost Primitive: 2,179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,630th
The Bloodied Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
A odhodíme kost, protože vítězství je ta pravá dřeň.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Czechoslovistan

Population818 million

CapitalZatopenýstrom

CurrencyZub
AnimalSalmon

The Bloodied Peoples of Czechoslovistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 818 million Czechoslovistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatopenýstrom. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The powerhouse Czechoslovistanian economy, worth 67.0 trillion Zubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,891 Zubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Czechoslovistan's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Czechoslovistan is ranked 165,942nd in the world and 22nd in Coldonia for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.34 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,118thMost Primitive: 2,179thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,630thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,055thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,693rdMost Devout: 24,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,208th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Czechoslovistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Czechoslovistan's influence in Coldonia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechoslovistan, weather reports simply advise Czechoslovistanians to 'look outside'.

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