The Bloodied Peoples of Czechoslovistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 818 million Czechoslovistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatopenýstrom. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The powerhouse Czechoslovistanian economy, worth 67.0 trillion Zubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,891 Zubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Czechoslovistan's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Czechoslovistan is ranked 165,942^nd in the world and 22^nd in Coldonia for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.34 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.