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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,598thMost Pacifist: 5,232ndSafest: 5,508th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Das Reich der Freiheit beginnt da, wo Arbeit aufhört.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Czechnin

Population1.692 billion

CapitalKjonigsberg
LeaderTheodor Brueckner

CurrencyCzechninian Nin
AnimalSwan

The Democratic Republic of Czechnin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Theodor Brueckner with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.692 billion Czechninians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjonigsberg. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Czechninian economy, worth 146 trillion Czechninian Nins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 86,563 Czechninian Nins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Czechnin's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Czechninian weed picker are way up, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechnin's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechnin is ranked 12,614th in the world and 119th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,653.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,598thMost Pacifist: 5,232ndSafest: 5,508thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,848thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,283rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,011thNicest Citizens: 8,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,998thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,917thMost Inclusive: 11,029thBest Weather: 11,578thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,131stLowest Crime Rates: 14,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,396thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,067thMost Income Equality: 17,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,315thMost Secular: 18,700thLargest Governments: 19,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,928thSmartest Citizens: 20,605thMost Cultured: 22,530thMost Influential: 22,599thMost Developed: 23,628th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Czechnin was endorsed by The Federation of Helionyx.
  • : Czechnin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechnin, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Czechnin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechnin, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Czechninian weed picker are way up.
  • : Czechnin's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Czechnin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechnin, Czechnin's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Czechnin endorsed The United Socialist States of Santa Torres.
  • : Czechnin endorsed The 14th Station of Delegations.

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