The Democratic Republic of Czechnin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Theodor Brueckner with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.692 billion Czechninians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjonigsberg. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Czechninian economy, worth 146 trillion Czechninian Nins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 86,563 Czechninian Nins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Czechnin's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Czechninian weed picker are way up, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechnin's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechnin is ranked 12,614^th in the world and 119^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,653.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.