The Democratic Republic of Czechnin is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 513 million Czechninians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjonigsberg. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Czechninian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Czechninian Nins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 88,283 Czechninian Nins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechnin's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechnin is ranked 189,676^th in the world and 8,453^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -83.67 on the Rand Index.