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Rudest Citizens: 2,135thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,619thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,761st
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Czech Germania

Population2.298 billion

LeaderPremier Shapiro


The Imperial Crown of Czech Germania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Shapiro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.298 billion Czechs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Czech economy, worth 324 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 141,178 Korunas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 602,863 per year while the poor average 21,227, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, they say that Czechs made a dessert and called it peace, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czech Germania's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Czech Germania is ranked 162,345th in the world and 256th in Thalassia for Most Income Equality, scoring 3.52 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 2,135thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,619thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,761stMost Influential: 3,628thLargest Retail Industry: 4,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,811thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,426thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,687thMost Efficient Economies: 8,839thTop
Fattest Citizens: 9,116thMost Avoided: 9,698thLargest Black Market: 10,191stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,577thMost Armed: 13,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,988thMost Politically Free: 15,095thHighest Average Incomes: 15,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,269thMost Secular: 15,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,787thMost Developed: 17,360th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the region

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