The Emirate of Cyzixraqab is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Jugyua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.95 billion Cyzixriae love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algodoña Sanctuara. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyzixril economy, worth 484 trillion Cyzix Riyalpoundinarhams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,720 Cyzix Riyalpoundinarhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", President Jugyua's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes, and tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyzixraqab's national animal is the Cryogenian sea sponge, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is all religions.

Cyzixraqab is ranked 269,102^nd in the world and 650^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -23.87 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.