The Holy Wallpaper of Cytokinetic Amoebas is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mitochondria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.817 billion Cytokinetic Amoebasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The powerhouse Cytokinetic Amoebasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion organelles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,828 organelles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cytokinetic Amoebas Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cytokinetic Amoebas's national animal is the plankton, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Multiplication.

Cytokinetic Amoebas is ranked 133,001^st in the world and 16^th in Q102 for Most Pro-Market, scoring -39.44 on the Rand Index.