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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,619th Largest Black Market: 4,640th Largest Mining Sector: 6,098th
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Cytokinetic Amoebas

Population14.817 billion

CapitalNuclei
LeaderMitochondria
FaithMultiplication

Currencyorganelle
Animalplankton

The Holy Wallpaper of Cytokinetic Amoebas is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mitochondria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.817 billion Cytokinetic Amoebasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The powerhouse Cytokinetic Amoebasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion organelles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,828 organelles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cytokinetic Amoebas Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cytokinetic Amoebas's national animal is the plankton, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Multiplication.

Cytokinetic Amoebas is ranked 133,001st in the world and 16th in Q102 for Most Pro-Market, scoring -39.44 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,619thLargest Black Market: 4,640thLargest Mining Sector: 6,098thMost Devout: 7,061stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,697thMost Avoided: 8,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,351stHighest Economic Output: 9,435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,175thLargest Populations: 10,623rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,772nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cytokinetic Amoebas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, Cytokinetic Amoebas Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Cytokinetic Amoebas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, Mitochondria's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Cytokinetic Amoebas, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Nuclei.

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