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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st Largest Insurance Industry: 43rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 46th
The Immisericoric Dominate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Isqastu Lapan Azag Xul.
The Supreme Pontiff
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cyrod

Population14.324 billion

CapitalKaharsag
LeaderThe Supreme Pontiff
FaithImmisericoric Church

CurrencyCyrod Credit
AnimalShan

The Immisericoric Dominate of Cyrod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Pontiff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.324 billion Cyrodoon are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaharsag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 9,726 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 679,040 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,571,385 per year while the poor average 124,622, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cyrod's national animal is the Shan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Immisericoric Church.

Cyrod is ranked 20,285th in the world and 46th in The Alliance of Dictators for Smartest Citizens, with 59.27 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 50thLargest Black Market: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81stMost Subsidized Industry: 91stLargest Mining Sector: 98thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 164thMost Efficient Economies: 189thLargest Retail Industry: 218thMost Avoided: 252ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 260thHighest Economic Output: 279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 317thFattest Citizens: 371stLargest Gambling Industry: 550thLargest Governments: 621stMost Devout: 649thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,486thLowest Crime Rates: 1,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,559thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,002ndRudest Citizens: 4,404thNudest: 4,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,580thLargest Populations: 7,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,870thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,290thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,172ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,458th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.

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