Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd Largest Insurance Industry: 42nd
The Pharaonic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I am the Horned King, God of the World
The Horned King
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Pharaonic Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Horned King with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.408 billion Cyrodoons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ar-Pharazawn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 8,091 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 652,081 Slaves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,401,335 per year while the poor average 125,081, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Cyrodoon military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Windigo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Horned King.

Cyrod is ranked 78,917th in the world and 120th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 53.4317713592 Days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndLargest Black Market: 65thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68thMost Subsidized Industry: 76thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Mining Sector: 89thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104thMost Corrupt Governments: 127thLargest Retail Industry: 129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181stMost Efficient Economies: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213thMost Avoided: 220thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260thFattest Citizens: 328thHighest Economic Output: 345thLargest Gambling Industry: 471stLargest Governments: 603rdMost Devout: 612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,592ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,054thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,528thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,517thNudest: 4,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,886thRudest Citizens: 6,277thTop
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Most Influential: 8,291stLargest Populations: 8,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,824thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,531stMost Conservative: 12,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,996thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,631st
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod changed its national nation type to "Pharaonic Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Cyrodoon military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the last thing Cyrodoon soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.

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