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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,999th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,545th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,591st
The RED LEGS of
Democratic Socialists
WIPE WITCHITA OFF THE MAP
JOHN BROWN
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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Cyrisnia

Population11.143 billion

CapitalBOSTON
LeaderJOHN BROWN
FaithJESUSISM

CurrencyDOLLAR
AnimalHICK

The RED LEGS of Cyrisnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JOHN BROWN with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.143 billion FREE MEN are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BOSTON. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The thriving Cyrisnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion DOLLARS a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,243 DOLLARS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrisnia's national animal is the HICK, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JESUSISM.

Cyrisnia is ranked 8,265th in the world and 1st in Antichthon for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.34 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,999thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,144thSafest: 4,959thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,142ndNicest Citizens: 5,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,146thLargest Governments: 6,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,010thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,822ndBest Weather: 7,942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,125thHealthiest Citizens: 8,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,693rdMost Cultured: 12,089thHighest Economic Output: 12,194thSmartest Citizens: 14,009thMost Pacifist: 14,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,556th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Cyrisnia's influence in Antichthon rose from "Superpower" to "Hermit".
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Best Weather.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Cyrisnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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