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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th Nicest Citizens: 14th
The Island of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.764 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,657 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,660 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 138,385th in the world and 1,045th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Influential: 21stMost Pacifist: 21stBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stHealthiest Citizens: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 72ndMost Cultured: 140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142ndMost Primitive: 142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169thMost Beautiful Environments: 198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 226thMost Stationary: 410thMost Devout: 421stMost Rebellious Youth: 474thSafest: 831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,085thLargest Populations: 1,319thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,557thHighest Economic Output: 1,712thMost Efficient Economies: 1,741stMost Inclusive: 1,762ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,155thMost Developed: 2,757thLowest Crime Rates: 7,265thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,575thHighest Average Incomes: 14,719th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Cyrenean was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, nothing gets the party jumping like King specifying how high.
  • : Cyrenean was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.

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