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Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 16th
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Population38.332 billion



The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.332 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,834 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 178,304 Beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 262,340th in the world and 1,299th in 10000 Islands for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -90.04 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 16thNicest Citizens: 16thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28thMost Influential: 33rdBest Weather: 72ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 79thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89thHealthiest Citizens: 97thMost Cultured: 104thLongest Average Lifespans: 172ndHighest Food Quality: 220thMost Beautiful Environments: 230thMost Rebellious Youth: 248thMost Stationary: 299thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rdSafest: 488thMost Developed: 679thMost Devout: 721stMost Efficient Economies: 910thLargest Populations: 1,061stHighest Economic Output: 1,470thMost Inclusive: 1,584thSmartest Citizens: 1,602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,350thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,377thLowest Crime Rates: 8,808thNudest: 9,826thHighest Average Incomes: 10,193rdTop
Largest Governments: 13,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,623rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,312thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,066th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rd in the regionNudest: 61st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Bricester.
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The United Xzec Peoples of Boroii.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom of the Press"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Museums of Musical Heritage"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.