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Largest Publishing Industry: 9th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th Most Pacifist: 15th
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Your Government cares so you don't have to
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Cyrenean

Population28.357 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

Currencybeah
Animaldog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.357 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,009 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,646 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 168,961st in the world and 1,172nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -77.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 15thNicest Citizens: 15thMost Influential: 24thBest Weather: 31stMost Cheerful Citizens: 35thLeast Corrupt Governments: 46thMost Developed: 61stHealthiest Citizens: 63rdLongest Average Lifespans: 94thMost Cultured: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 231stMost Rebellious Youth: 352ndMost Stationary: 378thMost Primitive: 383rdMost Devout: 457thMost Advanced Public Education: 570thLargest Welfare Programs: 601stSmartest Citizens: 1,012thHighest Economic Output: 1,119thLargest Populations: 1,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,316thSafest: 1,340thLowest Crime Rates: 1,618thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,398thLargest Governments: 4,822ndMost Politically Free: 5,967thMost Inclusive: 7,308thHighest Average Incomes: 7,500thTop
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Nudest: 8,626thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,292nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wincelowe.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Cyreneai to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, it's always rabbit season.

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