Largest Publishing Industry: 4th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th Nicest Citizens: 14th
The Island of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.161 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The minute, socially-minded, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,447 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,776 beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Cyreneanians any less frightened, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cyrenean is ranked 34th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Influential: 23rdMost Pacifist: 24thBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 34thLeast Corrupt Governments: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 54thLongest Average Lifespans: 76thMost Primitive: 104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147thMost Cultured: 150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168thMost Beautiful Environments: 197thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 206thMost Devout: 382ndMost Rebellious Youth: 464thMost Stationary: 527thSafest: 1,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,041stLargest Populations: 1,352ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,365thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,784thSmartest Citizens: 2,440thMost Inclusive: 2,767thMost Developed: 3,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,921stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,610thLowest Crime Rates: 9,414thHighest Average Incomes: 15,371stMost Politically Free: 15,712th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionTop
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Safest: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Cyreneanians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the Cyreneanian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.

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