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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th Most Compassionate Citizens: 10th Nicest Citizens: 13th
The Island of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Your Government cares so you don't have to
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Truckler
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.283 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,750 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,451 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the Cyreneanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 123,860th in the world and 1,058th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 6thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Influential: 20thMost Pacifist: 23rdBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 30thLeast Corrupt Governments: 44thHealthiest Citizens: 58thLongest Average Lifespans: 87thMost Cultured: 128thMost Primitive: 157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 213thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 248thMost Stationary: 408thMost Rebellious Youth: 411thMost Devout: 451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,040thMost Inclusive: 1,178thLargest Populations: 1,297thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,533rdHighest Economic Output: 1,700thSafest: 1,739thSmartest Citizens: 1,930thMost Developed: 3,261stLowest Crime Rates: 6,706thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,849thNudest: 13,176thHighest Average Incomes: 14,077th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the Cyreneanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.

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