The Maniacal Egotism of Cyptopir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaelthar Tyrannis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.625 billion Cyptopiriots are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironhold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 433 trillion Moners idks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,248 Moners idks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,491,737 per year while the poor average 2,222, a ratio of 671 to 1.

The country is preparing for war, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Cyptopiriot cathedrals, and garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Firasirlen Kalan.

Cyptopir is ranked 187,572^nd in the world and 2,744^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 2.62 billion capita.