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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,393rdMost Armed: 9,776thMost Inclusive: 13,297th
The Acu of
Democratic Socialists
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Population1.141 billion

LeaderJulianne Rivers


The Acu of Cyptopir is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julianne Rivers with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 1.141 billion Cyptopiriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grønnheim. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 120 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,883 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Cyptopiriot flag qualifies you for citizenship, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Cyptopir is ranked 279,544th in the world and 6,860th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 5.21 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,393rdTop
Most Armed: 9,776thMost Inclusive: 13,297thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,810thMost Developed: 17,838thHighest Food Quality: 18,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,038thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,580thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,779thHealthiest Citizens: 23,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,651stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,778th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 256th in the regionMost Inclusive: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 409th in the regionMost Developed: 422nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 452nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 469th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 504th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 512th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 553rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 618th in the regionLargest Governments: 668th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 683rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 688th in the regionMost Cultured: 694th in the region

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