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Most Devout: 4,000th Most Influential: 9,616th Largest Insurance Industry: 13,184th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
En unión y libertad
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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CypriotRepublic

Population6.014 billion

CapitalRosario
LeaderLoukas Ionias
FaithOrthodoxy

CurrencyCypriot Pound
AnimalCypriot Mouflon

The Republic of CypriotRepublic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loukas Ionias with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.014 billion CypriotRepublicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosario. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The all-consuming CypriotRepublician economy, worth 525 trillion Cypriot Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,387 Cypriot Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the might of the entire CypriotRepublician Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CypriotRepublic's national animal is the Cypriot Mouflon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

CypriotRepublic is ranked 152,289th in the world and 8,164th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 65.19 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Devout: 4,000thTop
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Most Influential: 9,616thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,184thMost Conservative: 14,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,961st
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Most Devout: 162nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 658th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 664th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 668th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 750th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 846th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 849th in the regionMost Conservative: 876th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, the might of the entire CypriotRepublician Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Loukas Ionias's childhood.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in CypriotRepublic, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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