The Imperial Dynasty of Cyng is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sceledrus III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.358 billion Cynglishmen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darechbrugn. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cynglish economy, worth 483 trillion shekels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,031 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Cynglish Navy, and the new hit series "Cyng's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyng's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cynglish Ultraorthodoxy.

Cyng is ranked 12,742^nd in the world and 2^nd in Greater Cyngland for Most Developed, scoring 88.65 on the Human Development Index.