The ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇʟᴀɴᴅ of Cyndr is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by AIDAN with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.849 billion Cyndrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyndrian economy, worth 917 trillion Axis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,011 Axis, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyndr's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Religion.

Cyndr is ranked 33,906^th in the world and 621^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,029.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.