The Commonwealth of Cyleia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Silas Adar with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.385 billion Cyleians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erare. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyleian economy, worth a remarkable 6,590 trillion racus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 428,398 racus, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cyleia's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cyleia is ranked 184,911^th in the world and 5,418^th in Osiris for Most Income Equality, scoring 18.89 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.