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Rudest Citizens: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 38thHighest Crime Rates: 40th
The Commonwealth of
Strength through Unity
Silas Adar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population19.647 billion

LeaderSilas Adar


The Commonwealth of Cyleia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Silas Adar with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.647 billion Cyleians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erare. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyleian economy, worth a remarkable 9,694 trillion racus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 493,416 racus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,062,110 per year while the poor average 34,203, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cyleia's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cyleia is ranked 285,775th in the world and 10,643rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 1.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 38thHighest Crime Rates: 40thMost Armed: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58thHighest Drug Use: 75thMost Rebellious Youth: 79thFattest Citizens: 84thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84thMost Avoided: 113thHighest Disposable Incomes: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 410thMost Cultured: 434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 462ndHighest Average Incomes: 490thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 510thMost Inclusive: 740thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 817thHighest Economic Output: 915thMost Corrupt Governments: 916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 993rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,292ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,324thHighest Food Quality: 2,455thSmartest Citizens: 2,534thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,248thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,908thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,106thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,319thLargest Governments: 6,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,913thTop
Nudest: 15,859thLargest Populations: 17,343rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,635thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,766thLargest Black Market: 23,600thMost Pro-Market: 23,925thMost Extreme: 24,144thMost Politically Free: 24,507thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,900thMost Influential: 25,982nd
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 94th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 111th in the regionMost Politically Free: 140th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 149th in the regionMost Extreme: 178th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 200th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 234th in the regionLargest Governments: 274th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 296th in the regionMost Influential: 366th in the regionMost Stationary: 396th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 448th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 552nd in the regionNudest: 667th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 857th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 861st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-racu charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Cyleian stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyleia, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.