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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,531stBest Weather: 3,689th
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Cylarn

Population21.817 billion

CapitalLexington
LeaderPresident James Francis Bulger

CurrencyCylarius
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Stop Sending Me WA Telegrams of Cylarn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President James Francis Bulger with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 21.817 billion Cylarnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The all-consuming Cylarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Cylariuses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,806 Cylariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cylarn's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cylarn is ranked 8,375th in the world and 3rd in Gatehouse by the P2TM for Most Cultured, scoring 121 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,531stTop
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Best Weather: 3,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,945thMost Stationary: 4,267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,817thMost Influential: 6,416thLargest Populations: 6,919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,354thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,150thMost Cultured: 8,375thHighest Economic Output: 8,534thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,858thSafest: 8,963rdLargest Governments: 10,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,088thHighest Food Quality: 11,981stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,019thNudest: 12,098thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,717thSmartest Citizens: 16,142ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,562ndMost Developed: 20,204thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,600thMost Patriotic: 24,423rd

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  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Survivors.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Nudest.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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