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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,892ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,483rdBest Weather: 3,603rd
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Cylarn

Population21.602 billion

CapitalLexington
LeaderPresident James Francis Bulger

CurrencyCylarius
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Stop Sending Me WA Telegrams of Cylarn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President James Francis Bulger with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 21.602 billion Cylarnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The all-consuming Cylarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,046 trillion Cylariuses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,736 Cylariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cylarn's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cylarn is ranked 183,149th in the world and 5th in Gatehouse by the P2TM for Most Authoritarian, with 405.1 milliStalins.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,892ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,483rdBest Weather: 3,603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,871stMost Stationary: 4,282ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,853rdMost Influential: 6,377thLargest Populations: 6,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,948thMost Cultured: 8,366thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,584thHighest Economic Output: 8,675thSafest: 8,940thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,162ndLargest Governments: 10,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,142ndNudest: 11,790thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 11,898thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,111thHealthiest Citizens: 15,010thSmartest Citizens: 16,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,852ndMost Developed: 19,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,327thMost Patriotic: 23,660th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Nudest.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Cylarn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.

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