|Leader||Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov|
|Animal||Morvyan Polar Bear|
The Socialist Federal Republic of Cykoslevinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.411 billion Cykoslevines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cykoslevine economy, worth 396 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,147 Eurasian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cykoslevinia's national animal is the Morvyan Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cykoslevine Orthodoxy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Syndicalist Federation of British Soviets appointed Cykoslevinia as Overseer of Security with authority over Border Control, Communications, and Polls in The Socialist Syndicalist Union.
- : Cykoslevinia lodged a message on the The Socialist Syndicalist Union Regional Message Board.
- : Cykoslevinia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
- : Cykoslevinia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".
- : Cykoslevinia altered its national flag.
- : Cykoslevinia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa"".
- : Cykoslevinia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities".
- : Cykoslevinia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
- : Cykoslevinia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
- : Cykoslevinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.