by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,937thMost Inclusive: 5,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,847th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Fight for the Future!
Overseer of Security
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.411 billion

LeaderTsarina Tess Kalaymanov
FaithCykoslevine Orthodoxy

CurrencyEurasian Ruble
AnimalMorvyan Polar Bear

The Socialist Federal Republic of Cykoslevinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.411 billion Cykoslevines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cykoslevine economy, worth 396 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,147 Eurasian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cykoslevinia's national animal is the Morvyan Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cykoslevine Orthodoxy.

Cykoslevinia is ranked 9,582nd in the world and 16th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.33 Years.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,937thMost Inclusive: 5,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,847thNicest Citizens: 6,262ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,956thMost Cultured: 9,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,582ndSafest: 9,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,220thLowest Crime Rates: 10,380thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,737thSmartest Citizens: 10,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,254thLargest Governments: 11,476thHealthiest Citizens: 11,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,318thMost Developed: 13,349thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,462ndBest Weather: 14,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,103rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,583rdMost Influential: 15,794thMost Secular: 19,909thMost Pacifist: 20,060thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,669th
Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » South Krimelski, Macere, and British Soviets.

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