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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,742ndMost Inclusive: 5,564thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,937th
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Cykoslevinia

Population3.865 billion

CapitalTsaritsyn
LeaderTsarina Tess Kalaymanov
FaithCykoslevine Orthodoxy

CurrencyEurasian Ruble
AnimalMorvyan Polar Bear

The Socialist Federal Republic of Cykoslevinia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.865 billion Cykoslevines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cykoslevine economy, worth 435 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,739 Eurasian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Tsarina Tess Kalaymanov's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cykoslevinia's national animal is the Morvyan Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cykoslevine Orthodoxy.

Cykoslevinia is ranked 49,366th in the world and 17th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Rudest Citizens, with 69.46 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,742ndMost Inclusive: 5,564thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,937thNicest Citizens: 6,354thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,669thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,078thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,375thMost Cultured: 9,480thSafest: 9,534thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,021stLowest Crime Rates: 10,218thSmartest Citizens: 10,942ndTop
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Largest Governments: 11,274thHealthiest Citizens: 11,754thBest Weather: 11,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,209thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,807thMost Developed: 13,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,778thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,582ndMost Influential: 14,770thMost Pacifist: 19,376thMost Secular: 20,291stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,460thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,691st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the region

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