Population | 7.236 billion |
Capital | Cycon |
Leader | King Leonard |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | barjurik |
Animal | fox |
The Galactic People's Empire of Cybertron Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Leonard with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.236 billion Cybertronians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cycon. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cybertronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion barjuriks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,387 barjuriks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
King Leonard's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the first sword of Cybertron Island does not run, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cybertron Island's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Cybertron Island is ranked 134,350th in the world and 5th in Intergalactic Union of Realms for Most Stationary, with 239.18663164268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
- : Cybertron Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Cybertron Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, the first sword of Cybertron Island does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, King Leonard's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in Cybertron Island, diaper sales are up.
- : Cybertron Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.