The Isomorphic Snowdrifts of Cyber-Penguins is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Penguin with frickin' lazor beam population. The hard-working population of 14.628 billion Cyber-Penguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The Cyber economy, worth 547 trillion Databytes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,452 Databytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyber-Penguins's national animal is the Penguin with frickin' lazor beam.

Cyber-Penguins is ranked 199,795^th in the world and 68^th in Penguia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.