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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,435th Most Influential: 5,807th Largest Retail Industry: 7,205th
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Too to Too
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cyant

Population842 million

CapitalTwice
LeaderTzuyu

CurrencyTzy
AnimalTat

The Confederacy of Cyant is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Tzuyu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 842 million Cyantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twice. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyantian economy, worth 95.4 trillion Tzies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 113,285 Tzies, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the government has enacted freedom of information, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, and treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyant's national animal is the Tat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyant is ranked 20,857th in the world and 539th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,435thMost Influential: 5,807thLargest Retail Industry: 7,205thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,928thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,356th
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Largest Retail Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 304th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 309th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 394th in the regionMost Influential: 414th in the regionMost Developed: 496th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 520th in the regionMost Cultured: 539th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 566th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 572nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 602nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 640th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 664th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 714th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 738th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyant voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, the Cyant Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, everybody's got wood thanks to Tzuyu.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyant, military training in Cyant emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.

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