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Best Weather: 111th Most Developed: 168th Largest Information Technology Sector: 191st
The United Tribes of
Democratic Socialists
Pacem Retinendam omnino Gratuita
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Cxaenhayfth

Population6.005 billion

CapitalSyaehnirvt
LeaderHrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht
FaithDelirium

CurrencySeashell
AnimalCthulhu

The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.005 billion Seneithies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syaehnirvt. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seneithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Seashells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,027 Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Seneithies's kindness, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown. Cxaenhayfth's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Delirium.

Cxaenhayfth is ranked 5,032nd in the world and 139th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,614.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Best Weather: 111thMost Developed: 168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 191stMost Beautiful Environments: 195thLongest Average Lifespans: 220thLeast Corrupt Governments: 241stHealthiest Citizens: 248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356thSafest: 487thMost Secular: 578thMost Pacifist: 651stMost Compassionate Citizens: 746thNicest Citizens: 769thMost Inclusive: 937thMost Cultured: 1,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,298thSmartest Citizens: 1,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,394thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,491stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,012thLowest Crime Rates: 6,637thHighest Average Incomes: 6,892ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,558thLargest Governments: 8,253rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,207thMost Stationary: 13,142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,525thMost Influential: 15,005th
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Best Weather: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 598th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Seneithies's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Seneithian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.

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