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Best Weather: 118th Most Developed: 158th Most Beautiful Environments: 212th
The United Tribes of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pacem Retinendam omnino Gratuita
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Cxaenhayfth

Population5.302 billion

CapitalSyaehnirvt
LeaderHrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht
FaithDelirium

CurrencySeashell
AnimalCthulhu

The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.302 billion Seneithies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syaehnirvt. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seneithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Seashells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,442 Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cxaenhayfth's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Delirium.

Cxaenhayfth is ranked 65,103rd in the world and 2,742nd in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 35.9 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Best Weather: 118thMost Developed: 158thMost Beautiful Environments: 212thLongest Average Lifespans: 215thHealthiest Citizens: 294thLeast Corrupt Governments: 313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 385thSafest: 460thMost Pacifist: 581stMost Secular: 752ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 854thNicest Citizens: 875thMost Inclusive: 954thSmartest Citizens: 1,274thMost Cultured: 1,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,496thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,925thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,410thLowest Crime Rates: 3,685thLargest Governments: 3,778thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,060thHighest Average Incomes: 5,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,621stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,716thHighest Economic Output: 12,020thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,515thMost Stationary: 14,339th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 154th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 310th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 423rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.

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