The Republic of Cwh636 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.133 billion Cwh636ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cwh636ian economy, worth 101 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,865 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, Cwh636ian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh636's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh636 is ranked 43,450^th in the world and 593^rd in Crestwood Heights for Most Patriotic, with 36.54 flags saluted per person per day.